I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT TONIGHT OVER THANKSGIVING DINNER?
ONE OF MY RELATIVES IS A FAMOUS ACTOR
EH, SO WHAT, I THOUGHT, I’VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM, PROBABLY DOES INDEPENDENT FILMS OR SOME SHIT
BUT I JUST GOOGLED HIS WORK AND
I AM RELATED TO DOCTOR FUCKING SEXY
SEE YOU LATER PEASANTS